babyim4real:

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

earthdad:

daftplunk:

earthdad:

who thinks they can fight me and win

Everyone

They’d be right I’m sensitive

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

“i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”

cheesoisuncool:

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

triggerhappyflyboyy:

Simu Liu and his Stock Photos